Here’s my latest creation, written after my last post while feeling super-inspired for some new fitness and nutrition goals:
‘Twas the night before New Year’s, when all through the house
none of my clothes fit, not even a blouse;
the yoga pants were hung near my gym bag with care,
in the hopes that tomorrow my motivation would be there.
The cupboards were filled with an assortment of nuts,
While the fridge burst with veggies assured to shrink guts.
And me with my kettlebell near my new yoga mat
Have written my goals, determined to burn more fat,
With burpees and box jumps and the suicide ladder,
I am determined to work hard; the pain – it don’t matter!
In the morning, I’ll wake up and fly like a flash,
It’s just the beginning – my very first dash.
The moon is still shining I didn’t even know
I could get up so early, I thought this would blow,.
When to my lips I bring a cup of caffeine
And realize this is what it takes to get lean.
A quick healthy breakfast, I eat in one bite
And I lace up my sneakers so they feel oh-so right,
With my hoodie and ear buds, I dash out the door;
There’s no time to wonder at the gym what’s in store.
In the minivan, my music is playing with might
My mind is focused and my goals are in sight.
I am ready to rock and pumped to get going
People are staring, my smile is showing.
Now! Pushups, now! Presses, now! Cleans and some jerks!
Oh! Running, oh! Rowing, oh! Sprints and footwork!
To the top of the bar, to the top of the beam,
OH good heavens, my muscles, they scream!
But I will not give up nor will I give in,
For the first time in ages I feel like I’m livin’.
Some days will be hard and I know that’s not wrong,
But it’s important to me that I grow to be strong.
One day at a time, I will make choices that are true
To my goals and allow a cheat day or two.
This is a long journey – not done in one night
It’s a lifetime of fitness and eating what’s right!
Inspired by “Twas the Night Before Christmas” by Clement Clarke Moor
Re-worked by Betsy Meyer